On the Recent Elections in Pakistan

The Seeds We Sow

Well...except for karachi (which is owned by MQM gangsters, they were gonna rig that regardless of anything) it seems that the election has been fair.The results bear that out. (and Stratfor has confirmed it)

Mushy may be gone in 6 months. The MQM will be the ally of WHOEVER is in power; no one can get rid of them, and they have already said they are willing to enter a coalition with PML-N and PPP. And...well...it's back to the 90s. Time for Mr. 10% Zardari or Mr. Mongoloid Sharif to rule. But this is rule of law. This is democracy (of the illiterate, and the feudally cooerced serfs)!

One thing will NOT change, inspite of the opposition's promises to the contrary; Pakistan will remain in the war on terror on America's side. People will begin to realize that was inevitable... Mushy or no Mushy.

Time for the corrupt crazy politicians to come back and show us what we've been missing! Time for rowdy student wings of parties and long-marches ad-nauseam and zero economic management.

Time for macroeconomic collapse!

Ofcourse, those who were making grandiose speeches and making snarky rhetorical comments about "independence", those who disliked the only disciplined instituition in the nation, those who were in favour of a third rate corrupt nepotistic CJ, those who wanted to release high ranking terrorists in the middle of a war on the basis of "rule of law", which is a lesser priority than national survival may I add, will now see that the war on terror will continue, but with shitty people like Zardari and Nawaz on top.

By the way... anyone knows that Pakistan is and always was independent. That's why we don't allow American troops on our soil. It was Zardari who wanted the UN to run an internal investigation like we were Somalia or something, not Musharraf. But those who want illiterate and feudally distorted "democracy" can now have it.

Enjoy the fruits of the seeds you sow...enjoy, my countrymen. Especially those speechifying in America while I sit here reaping the consequences of your pretensions. But at least some good things are happening in the world:

Happy birthday my brothers in Kosovo!

Crystal Ball, Crystal Ball...

Well, now that the new (old) Pakistan is forming, here are my prognostications. You will find that I will be vindicated quite completely in time, within one year, unless mentioned otherwise. If Musharraf is removed prematurely and the Army is weakened the following will happen:

- Laws banning corrupt or uneducated candidates will be repealed as being the result of dictatorship. As a result Zardari and Sharif brothers will enter NA via by-elections.

- The war on terror continues, people who wanted negotiations with Al qaeda and Taliban will realize the terror continues and truces are temporary, and that there was never a choice, and get skull-fucked.

- Local government system will be abruptly or gradually eroded and re-centralized to provincial level. If it happens gradually, this process will take up to 2 years.

- PML-N will continue its dysfinctional relationships with smaller provinces when it is in power, dismissing provincial govs when it wants, when/if it is in power, leading to provincial disharmony.

- No one will admit that Brig. Cheema was right about Benazir's wounds, even though he has been vindicated by scotland yard. Read the report, it's on the net. Some people have voted against musharraf because of belief in the conspiracy theory that Musharraf or the security establishment had BB killed. These people will remain in lala land and not dare to blame the cancers within the Muslims, Al Qaeda and Taliban.

- Musharraf will not leave pakistan, even if he faces retribution.

- If a Democrat comes to power in the US, aid will be greatly reduced and eventually sanctions will return. When this happens good macro-economic management will become critical, but Zardari and Mongoloid Sharif cannot deliver this and the economy will deteriorate back to 90s level within the next 5 years. If there are no sanctions then the economy will merely coast, with inflation cycling according to conditions. They will then realize no one has a magic bullet for inflation. Idiots.

- Suicide bombings by AQ and the Talibs will continue.

- The people that treated Mongo(Nawaz) and the CJ as heroes will hate those very people as corrupt in a few years. But they won't realize the irony.

- Programs for renewing Balushistan will fall by the way-side and sepratism will rise again.

- Dysfunctional, chaotic, confrontational politics will continue with your heroic democratic politicians.

- The poor illiterate serfs, who are mostly told who to vote for and are the majority in your "democracy", will stay that way.

- Whoever is in power will also ally himself with MQM as necessary, and all the racist fuck-wits who accused musharraf of being an MQM stooge will not realize the irony of it.

- The same people will also forget who initially freed the electronic media.Crackdowns and disgreements now and then with the electronic media will continue, with some channels getting shut-down temporarily for crossing who-ever is in power.

- The electronic media will continue to be sensationalistic and bias/agenda driven.

- The dolts and conspiracy theorists will never give credit to Musharraf for holding a fair election. Not that they deserved one. (Stratfor confirmed)